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Beware of these Italian words

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When anyone learns a new language – its invariable that they will often make mistakes early on. Some are fairly innocent, after all Italian has a lot of false cognates {words that seem similar to English words but aren’t, like camera which in Italian means room.} A fun conversation I like to have with my Italian-is-a-second-language friends is all of the really embarrassing mistakes we have made in public when trying to make conversation.

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Example one {this is me}. In Italian you can imagine the plethora of opportunities to make anything sound sexual which is why you want to be careful when saying words like ‘scopa‘ or ‘uccello’ which mean broom and bird and also… other things. I was with my ex’s Florentine-as-can-be parents telling them some long-winded story about why I decided to live abroad and was trying to come across clever {mistake number one} by figuratively saying ‘escape my life etc…”

Well, the word ‘to escape’ in Italian happens to be scappare which I unfortunately mixed up with the word “scopare” – a very rude way to say ‘get laid”. Needless to say, they pretended no linguistic error was made while my ex rolled on the floor laughing.

You can bet my face resembled a red pomodoro for at least a few days after that!

To be quite honest, while I consider myself pretty fluent – there are several Italian words that I STILL don’t feel comfortable saying. Which include:

  • penna ( means ‘pen’ but spell is ‘pene’ and it means penis. So be very careful when pronouncing, really stress that second ‘n’ or you be asking for something you don’t really want!). Yes, I have asked for a bowl of ‘pene’ on more than one occasion. 
  • penne (a type of pasta but has the same problem as above).
  • la scopa (Italian word for broom or can be slang for ‘get laid.’)
  • uccello (Italian word for bird or … yet again penis).
  • fichi (means figs as in the fruit, but if pronounced singularly with an ‘a’ at the end instead of the proper ‘o’ it means a woman’s nether regions. lol)
  • Pisolino (cute word for nap in Italian BUT ‘pisello’ also means ‘small penis’ which is why I use my own very incorrect sonnolino instead) – unless you really want to insult your man!
  • Conservanti/preservativi (This is really evil. I know what it looks like – preservativi looks like preservatives right? WRONG, it actually means ‘condom’ so, you don’t want to say that you don’t like to eat food full of ‘condoms’ (unless perhaps you are a cast member on ‘My Strange Addictions’. Instead ‘conservanti’ is the actual word for preservatives.)
  • Scoraggiare/scoreggiare (scoraggiare means ‘don’t give up! How sweet! and scoreggiare is the verb ‘to fart’ well — they do say beans are the musical fruit!). So make sure to avoid telling someone to stop farting. Well unless that’s what you were going for.
  • Pecorino/pecorina (One means one of my favorite types of sheep cheese – pecorino (the best being from Pienza!), the other means sex, doggy-style: pecorina). So, just yeah well um, try to avoid that!).

Want to see more? Check out this funny post from Bleeding Espresso.  or The Local. 

Now it’s your turn, I also want to know what mistakes you have made while learning the beautiful Italian language? Don’t be shy! We have ALL made some crazy mistakes and quite honestly, it’s funny!

Plus let’s get real here, English can be pretty unforgiving  – just ask anyone who has needed a ‘rubber’ or ‘fannypack’.

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47 Comment

  1. Reply
    Jennifer Avventura
    15.08.2013 at 11:09

    HA! I also refuse to say broom and figs in Italian!

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:41

      two BIg no nos lol

  2. Reply
    Cassandra
    15.08.2013 at 12:08

    Ahhh, I remember scappare vs. scopare all too well: When I was in Florence there was this creepy guy at a cafe who wouldn’t stop talking to me. So, in my rudimentary Italian, I told him I really had to leave. Or so I thought…oops!

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:41

      Lol I am sure he got teh point either way 😉

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        Nonno no-no
        30.12.2014 at 22:20

        LOL! Great site, Georgette! My son is teaching my grandchildren (ages 6 and 4) the game scopa and it is really cute to hear them call out “scopa.” I’m sure he is aware of the double meaning – having spent a semester in Florence in ’03 – but I have sent him the link to your page just as a precaution.

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    Lisa Kramer Taruschio
    15.08.2013 at 12:29

    As a close friend famously said, “Italian is the only language where you needn’t worry if they lei you.”

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:40

      haHAHAHHAHAHA i love that..

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    Kirsteen
    15.08.2013 at 13:02

    This is hilarious; yep I too feel uncomfortable with all of the above! I never talk about figs, as much as I love them, for that exact reason! Also watch out for stressing that extra T in “petto” (chest) or else it becomes “peto” (again, fart). Oh, and while I’ve managed not to make this brutta figura myself, I once worked with an American intern who said he was “eccitato” about everything…. sooo awkward!

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:40

      eccitato is pretty bad, I used to say it all of the time before someone politely corrected me. awkward INDEED

  5. Reply
    Joe Ganci
    15.08.2013 at 15:59

    A friend of mine told me when she was attempting her rudimentary Italian in Italy, and wanted to ask if she could swim in the swimming pool, knowing the word for pool but not the word for swim, she tried her best at using a parallel. You swim in a swimming pool so she asked innocently whether “posso pisciare nella piscina?” She couldn’t figure out why the man responding was so angry!

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:39

      hahahahhahaa that just made me spit my coffee out. You should take a look at the french word for swimming pool (hint* it sounds like ‘pissing’)

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        Joe Ganci
        05.10.2013 at 2:34

        Glad I made you spit your coffee out! LOL
        (Sorry for the late reply!)
        Oui, je parle français aussi (un petit peu) et alors je connais le mot piscine! LOL

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    bakeritalia
    15.08.2013 at 16:31

    OMG!!! I was just starting to think that maybe, maybe I could converse with my landlord……no way! You made me laugh and cringe at the same time. I WAS going to ask when the figs were ripe but that ain’t gonna happen LOL

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:39

      hahahahahahah figs is just a wrong wrong word but I have to say, it is a pretty good fruit 😉

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    Pecora Nera
    16.08.2013 at 7:41

    Flipping heck, I dread to think how many times I have made the fichi & Pecorino/pecorina mistakes.

    Sometimes (actually every time) when I am talking with the locals, I watch as their eyes widen or they try to suppress a grin. I always thought it was because of my dreadful accent, but now I realise it is much worse than that.

    PN

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:37

      lol I find that this conversation usually bonds us Italian as a second language together. I cannot even imagine how many times even in the past year I have made just really embaressing mistakes.. woops!

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        Pecora Nera
        20.08.2013 at 10:58

        Can you make a bunfight, I doubt it will be Italian food, but there will be some wine http://bloggersbunfight.wordpress.com/

  8. Reply
    sunshineandoliveadventures
    16.08.2013 at 14:53

    This made me laugh! I am hoping that when I move there I won’t make these mistakes!

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      18.08.2013 at 21:35

      Oh we all do and I would just roll with it ;-). It happens to the best of us! haha

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    TheManInMilan
    19.08.2013 at 11:05

    Have been guilty of the preservativi one when asking for eye drops. Won’t be doing that again!

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      19.08.2013 at 11:40

      haha that could happen to anyone.

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    signorinadicracovia
    19.08.2013 at 16:42

    That was my first week, not knowing what ‘cazzo’ means but I thought I know this word well. ‘It must be ‘cat’ i belived without any doubt. So I was wandering with one italian in Florence describing my family and sudenly he stopped in disbelief when I said ‘…Ho cazzo a Polonia’ 🙂

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      19.08.2013 at 17:07

      hahahahhahhahahah yep I bet he was thinking.. well I guess that trip to Polonia is out of the question 😉

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    jessicamarantelli
    10.09.2013 at 9:18

    I once asked my good friend if he had an elevator instead of a lighter. Lets just say now all my italian friends ask me for elevators instead of lighters, or joke about haveing elevators in their pockets….even four years later

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      10.09.2013 at 9:40

      hahhaha well at least that’s pretty harmless.

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    Alla
    05.11.2013 at 22:58

    My girlfriend and I bought live in Tuscany, so we have a ball sharing stories of mispronounced phrases.

    My favorite is when my friend likes to wish a happy birthday to others.. Forgetting to stress the double “n” She tells her boyfriends little nephews “BUON COMPLEANO!!” with a grin on her face..meaning “happy asshole!!!”
    Buon Compleanno is happy birthday. Breware!

    My first week here while sitting with my boyfriends entire family for dinner. I asked his mom to “MI PASSI IL PENE”.. To pass me a penis.. They all burst out laughing.
    I meant, pass me the bread. PENE is penis, PANE is bread.

    1. Reply
      ggnitaly84
      07.11.2013 at 12:07

      So funny that you shared this because just the other day my boyfriend told me to be careful when I say ‘anno’ aka don’t say ‘ano’. And who hasn’t made the ‘pene’ mistake. That double ‘n’ is a KILLER!

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    Alla
    05.11.2013 at 23:00

    Both** not bought. Excuse me.

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    Susan
    21.01.2014 at 1:05

    Loved the article – there’s nothing worse than having a small Italian child laugh at your mistakes. It goes both ways, though. My Roman husband once asked for “a shit of paper” and has never attempted that one again. Also, for an Italian, “I’m hungry” comes out as “I’m angry”, so it’s nice to know they have problems too.

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      ggnitaly84
      21.01.2014 at 14:33

      a ‘shit of paper’ hahahah that sounds like a mistake my mother would make (she’s from Mexico originally). Its definitely something that can happen in any language. Ask any Italian for their experience with the word ‘rubber’.

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    caro
    16.09.2014 at 17:33

    the first time as a Brit I heard Americans refer to bottoms as fannys, I got the serious case of the giggles, still cant hear it and keep a straight face. Fanny packs just make me laugh!!!

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      GirlInFlorence
      16.09.2014 at 18:14

      haha I know exactly what you mean, I made my first mistake when I was in England at 19 y/o throwing out ‘fanny pack’ like there is no tomorrow, I learned pretty quickly what it meant there :O. 😉

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    Annemiek
    22.09.2014 at 13:39

    Ah yes…. fico/fica…. I remember going to Sicily to visit a friend. I stayed with him, his mother and his sister, and one night after dinner I innocently asked the mother whether she wanted the other half of my fica…. She didn’t flinch but of course my friend told me later what I had actually asked his mom… Never made that mistake again!!!

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      GirlInFlorence
      22.09.2014 at 18:14

      Ooooo Annemiek, now that is a good one. I am super shy with that word on a ‘good’ day and honestly even though I say it in my head ten times, I still end up getting other fruits just to avoid asking for well, a woman’s body part ;-). I’m impressed how Italians don’t even blink an eye when you make mistakes like this.

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    Miss Teaque
    22.09.2014 at 13:50

    Ah, yes, the words!
    Well… “Na Katso” means “to sit” in greek, sometimes as in “shall I sit here?”. I don’t need to tell you what “cazzo” means in italian. So, whenever myself and hubby-dearest go to a caffe I always ask him in greek “Na katso?” to which everyone turns around and stares.
    I mostly do it on purpose 😉

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    Francine
    22.09.2014 at 16:23

    The first time I wrote to my Italian husband’s then 18-year old daughter, I wrote “sono molto eccitato ad incontrati!” I had no idea that my use of the word “eccitato” would be construed as me being SEXUALLY excited.

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      GirlInFlorence
      22.09.2014 at 18:12

      I burst out laughing when I read this because this is so so common to mistake (I have said it on a number of occasions!). I’m sure she understood what you were trying to say 😉

  20. Reply
    Phil
    09.12.2014 at 1:05

    Regarding the difference between pecorino and pecorina, you advise avoiding pecorina. I wonder if you are advising us to avoid the inappropriate use of the word or the act. Not sure of your intent, I must say I will try to avoid the former and encourage the latter.

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      GirlInFlorence
      09.12.2014 at 9:23

      hahahaha, no words Phil, no words 😉

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    Andrea
    03.06.2015 at 10:49

    I still avoid saying how much I love figs, but unfortunately I also have trouble with the correct pronunciation of “persimmons” in Italian. It’s dangerous territory there too!

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    Diana
    04.06.2015 at 23:31

    This is such a fun topic! Love it! And I never talk about sweeping — – – EVER. and pens? No way…

    I admit I only learned about the broom a few years ago (although I have been living here 9 years now). My Australian friend had to explain it to me. 🙂

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    Hannah
    09.07.2015 at 18:26

    Oh gosh, I accidentally offended a good catholic boy in Italy, as we were dividing the chores, holding the broom out to him asking “vuoi scopare?”. The entire room ground to a halt. Thankfully eventually all dissolved into laughter and it was forgotten!

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    Susan Zimmerman
    28.01.2016 at 18:54

    As far as English also being unforgiving…
    My fiancé is from Vicenza and was here in Texas training with our military. On our way to his first MLB game (also one of our first dates) he was trying to say that he was “unique” regarding something, and unfortunately he put the emphasis on the wrong syllable and said that he was “eunuch”.. I just stared at him for about two blinks before I started laughing. Bless his heart, when I explained to him what he really said, he turned the deepest shade of red I’d ever seen! Though I’m sure he will get the chance to get back at me and laugh at my expense soon, as I am in the process of learning Italian and preparing for the big move!

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      GirlInFlorence
      30.01.2016 at 15:44

      Awww that poor guy! My ex boyfriend used to always use the word ‘rubber’ to describe an eraser until I told him it had an awkward double meaning. Good luck on the big move! Just avoid words like ‘fig’ and you should be fine 😉

  25. Reply
    Kate
    18.02.2016 at 11:31

    I have been living in North Italy coming up three years in July but for the first year no bugger told me I was ordering Angry Penis whenever I ordered penne arribiata. The embarrassment when I was flipping through my phrasebook for another word and found pene/penne in the dictionary section.
    *facepalm*

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